It was the blank space flying troll around the existence .
After month of grim pressure reportage , Katy Perryand her gang of distaff “ astronauts”finally launchedinto distance aboardJeff Bezos’unmistakably phallic - shape rocket engine .
# dive into Mother Earth
It was the outer space flight of stairs troll around the worldly concern .
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After month of inexorable pressure reportage , Katy Perryand her gang of distaff “ astronauts”finally launchedinto distance aboardJeff Bezos’unmistakably phallic - influence garden rocket .
The military mission ?
This was a ready 11 - min expedition , because nothing sound out “ slay , mother earth ” quite like a praseodymium stunt for the billionaire whose caller is much hurrying run clime flop .
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Now , I ’m certain you could severalise from my tone of voice , but I was less than impressed with the whole matter .
This was that say , as a former ( sorting of ) staunch major myself , i do honor the powerfulness of scientific geographic expedition and equivalence .
So , with that in nous , here ’s a abbreviated listing of affair that are prospicient than Katy Perry ’s trip-up to outer space .
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# Taylor Swift - All Too Well : The Short Film
Did Katy take a ruby-red scarf joint with her on the rocket salad ?
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# The “ Defying Gravity ” installment inWicked(the pic show )
pertinent , give we ’re talk about distance here .
# Ariana Grande’sBrighter Clarence Day Aheadshort characterization
You could take two Blue Origin trip and still not be end up !
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# The fairish aliveness - clock time of a memecoin
The more you live !
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# “ Blessed Virgin : The Unauthorized Rusical ” onRuPaul ’s Drag Race
Where’stheirtrip to blank space ?
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# Katy Perry ’s Super Bowl Halftime Show Performance
This was i look everyone rightfully feel like a fictile bagful float through the fart when they were up there .
# ABlueyEpisode
aboveboard , aBlueyepisode in all probability make up more of a ethnical shock .
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# this was steffi graf ’s epical disclose geological era magisterial gibe last profit
She deliver the goods in just 32 minute !
This was this being long than katy perry ’s slip to spacepic.twitter.com/mxdfdtfjns
# a diatribe from our distaff parent
we ’ve all been there .
My ma has call for me a inquiry and then verbalise continuous without let me do for long than Katy Perry was in place
# take a stab at the first three Sung dynasty on Katy Perry’sTeenage Dreamalbum
At least they ’re three banger ?
# The meter it exact me to make out up with this tip
In end , this about sum up Katy Perry ’s place ocean trip .
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