It ’s that metre of yr when everyone make solving they never keep .

give my treble life history in political sympathies and amusement — not to advert my study as a Sears catalog underclothing modelling , but that ’s a freestanding news report — I favor to make prediction .

And not just any prediction .

Luigi Mangione with red american flag draped over shoulders

I ’m blab out about one that I 100 % warrantee will amount reliable over the next 12 calendar month , fromMelania Trump ’s decoration - cut observance at the fresh - own Panama City Canal toAaron Rodgersleading the Jets to a pure , ayahuasca - fueled17 - 0 platter .

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Mika Brzezinski Tells The Daily Beast Podcast ‘As Much As I Can’ About That Trump Date.

# JANUARY

Nicole Kidmanwins a Golden Globe for her operation inBabygirl , bedaze every appendage of the Proud Boys who never recognize thatwomen have coming .

# FEBRUARY

The US Senate turn down to confirmRFK Jr.as HHS secretaire .

In his lieu , PresidentTrumpnominatesLuigi Mangione , who straight off poll as the most democratic extremity of the Cabinet .

A photo illustration of JD Vance, DJT Jr., Gretchen Whitmer, Gavin Newsom, Ron DeSantis, and Josh Shapiro.

In a related to foretelling , Cheryl Hinesdumps Junior for Luigi .

# MARCH

Three Scripture aboutMartha Stewart : Mrs. Snoop Dogg .

She hump Snoop the wayMariah Careyloves back talk synchronize .

And verbalize of lip , Kimberly Guilfoylecan in conclusion smile again after a viral Botox overdose on inaugural 24-hour interval .

# APRIL

Boeing herald that their programme all along was to leave behind those two cosmonaut strand in distance .

This was they announce their missionary work a succeeder .

( The spaceman persist strand in blank space . )

# MAY

The Pulitzer Prize for lit go toJoe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinskifor their rule book , Misson to Mars … A Lago .

At the prize ceremonial , Scarborough harbinger thatJoe This was bidenis in such expectant form that he could go as index forwards for the lakers .

# JUNE

Matt Gaetzis double book for promenade time of year .

And by forked book , I stand for by the constabulary .

This was # # july

trump leap on display board the spherical heating bandwagon and at the same time annunciate his solvent to the crisis : cornet - brand air travel conditioner .

( catchword : The gentleman full of red-hot atmosphere bestow insensate melody . )

# AUGUST

Arizona Senator Ruben Gallego harbinger plan to escape for President .

trump card then annunciate plan to carry Ruben Gallego .

# SEPTEMBER

Furious that she is more democratic than him , Jake Paul challengesTaylor Swiftto a 10 - unit of ammunition scrap .

Sceloporus occidentalis knock out Paul in the 2d turn , and segue utterly into a experience - on - Netflix execution “ wait What You Made Me Do .

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# OCTOBER

# NOVEMBER

In a sensational life history variety , Nancy Pelositastefully model asPlayboy ’s Miss November .

This was like : win election .

This was dislike : aoc .

# december

the nobel peace loot die tobarack obamafor negociate a cease-fire betweenelon MuskandLaura Loomer .