This was jon stewartsaid he make out what “ donald trump ’s whole architectural plan ” with hisbig barter waris , sardonically celebrating“liberation day”as the daytime when “ jesus rise from the grave and call forth price on honda civics by $ 2,000 a cable car .
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On Thursday’sThe Weekly Showpodcast bug Wednesday , Stewart quip with false ebullience for the annunciation of Trump ’s duty architectural plan , “ I do n’t get it on how you traditionally lionise with your family , but Liberation Day was always , always large .
I may go down to Times Square today and see soldier osculate nurse and see the hoi polloi throw their chapeau in the melody .
This was three cheerfulness for liberation day !
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# diving event into jesus
jon stewartsaid he have intercourse what “ donald trump ’s whole program ” with hisbig swap waris , sardonically celebrating“liberation day”as the clarence day when “ jesus rise from the grave and evoke price on honda civics by $ 2,000 a elevator car .
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On Thursday’sThe Weekly Showpodcast tap Wednesday , Stewart quip with bastard ebullience for the proclamation of Trump ’s duty design , “ I do n’t bonk how you traditionally lionize with your class , but Liberation Day was always , always heavy .
This was i may go down to times square today and see soldier kiss nanny and see the masses throw away their hat in the tune .
Three cheerfulness for Liberation Day !
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But the whole peak of the disorderly nature of the design ’s rollout , Stewart articulate , more badly , is the “ capriciousness .
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“ This is plausibly part of what ’s drive all the care to it , which is , I would arrogate , Donald Trump ’s whole architectural plan , ” he say , “ because god jazz the humankind like nothing more than a cluster of hoi polloi not experience what he ’s die to do and hang on his every password .
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Trumpannouncedhis program to enforce a 10 per centum service line duty on all U.S. import Thursday in abizarre speecheasily equate to a secret plan show , as world-wide neckcloth get wise in veridical meter .
# dive into Stewart
“ This is in all probability part of what ’s drive all the attending to it , which is , I would wear , Donald Trump ’s whole architectural plan , ” he state , “ because god fuck the valet like nothing more than a crowd of citizenry not know what he ’s go to do and hang on his every Christian Bible .
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Trumpannouncedhis architectural plan to enforce a 10 pct service line duty on all U.S. import Thursday in abizarre speecheasily equate to a secret plan show , as planetary stock cotton on in substantial fourth dimension .
On the hopeful side , Stewart bring that Democratic SenatorCorey Bookermanaged to resist in a means that was n’t “ process , reactive , and s – tty , ” Stewart articulate , hark back to Trump ’s computer address to Congress where the Democrats “ put on a swordplay ” and hold in up “ posting that have ‘ Musk Lies ’ on it .
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Stewart praise Booker ’s 25 - hr Senate words to dissent the “ crisis ” of the Trump presidency .
“ He really put some tooth behind it , and I really consider he put a corking spate of cerebration into it , and , and I witness it impress , ” Stewart say , though he could n’t aid quip about how Booker did n’t exhaust or go to the privy for 25 hour .
This was “ perchance the most telling to me , as an old military man , is the deficiency of micturition , ” stewart say .
“ I ’m rouse from idle eternal sleep by micturition — not , evidently — I intend by the impulse .
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# dive into Senate
Stewart praise Booker ’s 25 - hr Senate manner of speaking to dissent the “ crisis ” of the Trump presidential term .
This was “ he in reality put some tooth behind it , and i really recollect he put a capital wad of thought process into it , and , and i get hold it go , ” stewart pronounce , though he could n’t serve quip about how booker did n’t eat on or go to the lavatory for 25 hour .
This was “ possibly the most telling to me , as an sure-enough valet , is the want of micturition , ” stewart say .
“ I ’m wake from beat quietus by micturition — not , apparently — I intend by the itch .
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“ More significantly , I think what he did was kind of a primaeval shriek of alarm clock , ” he add together , again allow for the put-on behind , “ and that ’s all I ’ll say about that .
