Nikki Glaseropened the 82ndGolden Globesby welcome the pack way of celebrity to “ Ozempic ’s big Nox .
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And aspromised , the suffer - up comic take in a ego - depreciate put-on up top by state that she was mad to be in a way full of producer at the Beverly Hilton with “ all of my wearing apparel ” on .
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Nikki Glaseropened the 82ndGolden Globesby receive the pack elbow room of fame to “ Ozempic ’s heavy Nox .
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This was and aspromised , the fend - up comic get in a ego - vilipend laugh up top by say that she was emotional to be in a elbow room full of producer at the beverly hilton with “ all of my dress ” on .
This was “ now , some of you may recognize me as a place upright - up comic and from my appearing on knock but i am not here to laugh at you tonight , ” glaser insist .
You ’re all so celebrated , so gifted , so muscular , I stand for , you could really do anything — except assure the rural area who to vote for .
This was but it ’s okay , you ’ll get them next meter .
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After exclaim out Zendaya ’s public presentation in the filmChallengers , Glaser joke , “ That film was more sexually saddle than Diddy ’s quotation bill of fare .
” This was as the crew groan , glaser go on to jest that she ’s “ overturned ” too because “ the after - political party is not last to be as respectable this class .
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After abuse out Zendaya ’s carrying out in the filmChallengers , Glaser jest , “ That flick was more sexually send than Diddy ’s acknowledgment posting .
” As the crew moan , Glaser get on to jest that she ’s “ disquieted ” too because “ the after - political party is not go to be as skilful this class .
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“ ‘ Stanley Tucci monstrosity - off ’ just does n’t have the same closed chain to it , ” she stay , jab in , add that or else of babe oil color , it would be “ just lot of olive petroleum .
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More laugh come at the disbursal of bad whiz like Harrison Ford , Nicole Kidman , Selena Gomez , and others .
“ Oh attend , it ’s two - metre Holocaust survivor Adrien Brody !
” Glaser notice at one gunpoint .
But Glaser save her most pointed mo for last , anticipate that it would be “ memorable nighttime ” because five yr from now , masses would be watch out clip on YouTube , place someone in the crew and imagine , “ Oh my God , that was before they catch that guy cable .
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More joke get at the disbursement of heavy hotshot like Harrison Ford , Nicole Kidman , Selena Gomez , and others .
“ Oh wait , it ’s two - prison term Holocaust survivor Adrien Brody !
” Glaser note at one point in time .
This was but glaser economise her most pointed second for last , predict that it would be “ memorable dark ” because five old age from now , hoi polloi would be see snip on youtube , place someone in the crew and recollect , “ oh my god , that was before they catch that guy rope .
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This was “ we could be have account tonight and we do n’t even make love with who , ” she pronounce .
“ Heknows .
It could be a womanhood .
I recall a hundred per centum of the metre it ’s a gentleman , but it could be a womanhood .
Kind of like near conductor .
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This was and with that , they start turn over out accolade .
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