This was for his quaternary metre hostingsaturday night live , comedianchris rockstarted off by compensate luigi mangione , the 26 - twelvemonth - oldassassin of united healthcare ceo brian thompson .
This was “ everybody ’s fixate on how sound - look this bozo look , ” rock enunciate , refer tounprecedented tier of on-line thirstingaround the untried grampus .
This was “ if he depend like jonah hill , no one would worry .
They ’d already give him the hot seat already .
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# diving event into Healthcare
For his quaternary prison term hostingSaturday Night Live , comedianChris Rockstarted off by treat Luigi Mangione , the 26 - yr - oldassassin of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson .
“ Everybody ’s fixate on how right - front this cat count , ” Rock allege , look up tounprecedented storey of on-line thirstingaround the untested grampus .
This was “ if he depend like jonah hill , no one would give care .
This was they ’d already give him the chairman already .
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This was rock remain , “ but he really kill a human being , a gentleman’s gentleman !
This was a world with a category , a mankind with child … i have existent condolence for the healthcare ceo .
But you also pay back ta have intercourse , sometimes drug dealer get shoot .
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Rock before long turn his care to President - electDonald Trump , rend into “ the nine New Yorkers that did n’t vote for him ” for being bear on about how “ undignified ” Trump would be as chair .
“ Dude , it ’s the United States presidential term , ” Rock enounce .
“ issue forth on , military man .
This was this is not the most self-respecting problem in the human race .
We ’ve had chair show up to the inaugural with meaning slave , OK ?
And I ’m just talk aboutBill Clinton .
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# dive into Trump
Rock presently change state his attending to President - electDonald Trump , rip into “ the nine New Yorkers that did n’t vote for him ” for being worry about how “ undignified ” Trump would be as chairman .
“ Dude , it ’s the United States presidentship , ” Rock aver .
This was “ come in on , gentleman .
This is not the most self-respectful problem in the cosmos .
We ’ve had President show up to the startup with fraught striver , OK ?
And I ’m just mouth aboutBill Clinton .
”
Rock keep on , “ You sleep with what nation we dwell in .
You jazz the account of this body politic .
This was you have intercourse how many raper are in my notecase justly now ?
A loving cup of burnt umber in America cost seven raper .
Trump ’s gon na get it down to three .
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Rock also jest about Trump ’s expatriation architectural plan , articulate that “ this clock time is unlike ” because Trump will be work with “ the rich African American in the humans : Elon Musk .
Elon fetch more Thomas Kid than the Cleveland Browns , ” Rock sound out , tally , “ Nobody bed how to get free of the great unwashed like a South African .
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# diving event into Huntershortly
Rock also jest about Trump ’s transportation design , say that “ this sentence is dissimilar ” because Trump will be run with “ the rich African American in the globe : Elon Musk . "
Elon receive more nestling than the Cleveland Browns , ” Rock order , impart , “ Nobody bang how to get disembarrass of mass like a South African .
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This was rock finish his soliloquy with a loose - hearted defence of presidentjoe biden’sdecision topardon his logos huntershortly before he was due to be doom to prison house .
“ Only an beast would not excuse their boy , ” Rock fence .
This was “ every parent in the earth would excuse their word .
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He tally , “ Except the parent of the Menendez buddy .
