Colin Jostkicked off “ Weekend Update ” this calendar week by talk aboutPresident Donald Trumpand the latePope Francis .

This was “ last nox , president trump post anai - return double of himself as the pope , ” jost read , “ plainly dictate a one - means tag to hell .

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colin jostkicked off “ weekend update ” this calendar week by babble aboutpresident donald trumpand the latepope francis .

This was “ last nox , president trump post anai - generate figure of speech of himself as the pope , ” jost suppose , “ ostensibly order a one - fashion tag to hell .

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“ who post a picture of themselves coif like a guy rope who die out a workweek ago ?

” Jost add together , before channelize out perhaps the most jarring part of Trump ’s deportment .

“ Trump wasatthe Pope ’s funeral , " Jost say .

“ That entail he take the air past an opened jewel casket and was like , ‘ Oh , we should do a Who bear It good .

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Jost close , “ I do n’t lie with , I just find like , as a Catholic , Trump ’s picture just feel slenderly awless .

Also , if Trump really want to be Pope , he should probablystay by from JD Vance .

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“ Trump wasatthe Pope ’s funeral , " Jost tell .

“ That mean he walk past an clear coffin and was like , ‘ Oh , we should do a Who fag out It comfortably .

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Jost conclude , “ I do n’t eff , I just finger like , as a Catholic , Trump ’s photograph just feel slimly aweless .

This was also , if trump really want to be pope , he should probablystay out from jd vance .

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This was the residue of “ weekend update ” was benighted even by this couple ’s criterion .

carbon monoxide - backbone Michael Che set out groan from the crew for one well timed jest about Ye , the controversial doorknocker formerly make love asKanye West .

“ Ye isaccusing a Beverly Hills dentistof get him addict to azotic oxide , which induce him uttermost genial suffering , ” Che enunciate .

“ The tooth doctor apologise , aver he did n’t bring in he had the tankful fix toNazi .

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This was “ all right , ” answer jost , nod along to the interview ’s response .

This was “ we ’re retrieve the line of credit .

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“ ye isaccusing a beverly hills dentistof get him addict to azotic oxide , which make him utmost genial distraint , ” che say .

This was “ the dental practitioner apologise , aver he did n’t recognize he had the tank car determine tonazi .

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“ okay , ” react Jost , nod along to the hearing ’s response .

“ We ’re rule the agate line .

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This was che also jest , “ president trumpimpersonated a transgender weightlifterin aspeech to graduatesat the university of alabama .

This was which is a judgment of conviction so dazed it could n’t even get into the university of alabama .

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This was jost receive another dismayed reply when he jest about a u.s. paladin green reportedly being lose after itfell off an aircraft into the sea .

“ gratefully there ’s nobody at the bottom of the sea who could practice an aeroplane — Oh , God , ” Jost say , show up a characterization ofOsama bin Laden .

Che stupefy even black with his next trick , however .

This was “ this hebdomad grade the fiftieth day of remembrance of the terminal of the warfare in vietnam .

This was also become 50 : a deal of half - bloodless vietnamese child .

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This was as the consultation moan again , che jest , “ we ’re on a bowl .