Midway through the premiere of the third time of year of Peacock ’s contest showThe treasonist , Vanderpump Rulesalum andScandovalsurvivor Tom Sandoval , wear out a kilt , enamour plenty of his portrayal on a paries in one of Ardross Castle ’s many wonderful Marguerite Radclyffe Hall .

This was he recoil , dorian gray - similar , and groan : “ i depend like an inpatient .

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Sandoval does n’t give off the mental picture of being as with child a strategian as , say , his fellow dissenter Tony Vlachos or “ Boston ” Rob Mariano ofSurvivor .

THE TRAITORS – “Let Battle Commence” Episode 301 – Pictured: Alan Cumming – (Photo by: Euan Cherry/Peacock)Peacock/Euan Cherry/Peacock

In that stadium , someone like Sandoval is right smart out of his deepness .

This was but he is , like so many other bravo - lebrities huddle together in their scottish highlands domicile , a greattraitorsplayer .

This was that ’s precisely what fix this show so estimable .

# diving event into Tony Vlachos

Midway through the premiere of the third time of year of Peacock ’s competitor showThe treasonist , Vanderpump Rulesalum andScandovalsurvivor Tom Sandoval , wear a kilt , catch mess of his portraiture on a bulwark in one of Ardross Castle ’s many sumptuous dorm .

He wince , Dorian Gray - comparable , and groan : “ I wait like an con .

”

This was sandoval does n’t give off the stamp of being as slap-up a strategian as , say , his fellow protester tony vlachos or “ boston ” rob mariano ofsurvivor .

THE TRAITORS – “Let Battle Commence” Episode 301 – Pictured: (l-r) Bob Harper, Ciara Miller, Gabby Windey, Bob The Drag Queen, Nikki Garcia, Chanel Ayan – (Photo by: Euan Cherry/Peacock)Peacock/Euan Cherry/Peacock

In that field , someone like Sandoval is right smart out of his deepness .

But he is , like so many other Bravo - lebrities huddle together in their Scottish Highlands household , a greatTraitorsplayer .

This was that ’s on the nose what make this show so adept .

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With the serial publication , which set up its premiere Thursday Nox , now in its third American - acquire time of year ( though it find like we ’ve only just catch wonted to hebdomadal venereal disease of Alan Cumming ’s ramble R’s),The Traitorsbarely countenance its Modern craw of dissident get their charge before kvetch thing off with a few twist .

I wo n’t corrupt on the button what take place , but serve it to say that Cumming has a few more whoremaster up his copious velvet arm this sentence around , hit it all the more hard for the pick out Faithful to sniffle out the killer in their thick .

Unless one of them splay up .

This go - daily round also stick to last time of year ’s no - normies insurance , harvest a radical of realism - rival great , Bravostars , and the needed former Bachelor / ette — delightfully , it ’s the ever - candidGabby Windeythis yr — as well as a few fame randos , such asZac Efron ’s blood brother Dylan Efron ( “ I bet every fun ” ) , U.K. aristocrat Lord Ivar Mountbatten ( “ I ’m a cousin-german of the pansy ” ) , and histrion / theoretical account / Britney Spears X Sam Asghari .

This was almost every realm of thereal housewivesempire is represent , give the triad of traitors many opportunity to say uproarious hooey like , “ we ’ve arrive ta bolt down a homemaker .

” Chrishell Stause ofSelling Sunsetstarts make alliance and enemy forthwith , whileRuPaul ’s Drag RacewinnerBob the Drag Queencriticizes Boston Rob ’s rearwards chapeau .

Through it all slinks Sandoval , know out hisColumbofantasies , suspiciously chomp kabob and gaze bitterly into the middle of the other protester after the first “ roundtable ” to obtain any twitchy Traitor tell .

# dive into Sam Asghari

This go - rung also stick to last time of year ’s no - normies insurance , harvest a radical of realism - contest great , Bravostars , and the needed former Bachelor / ette — delightfully , it ’s the ever - candidGabby Windeythis class — as well as a few fame randos , such asZac Efron ’s comrade Dylan Efron ( “ I encounter every summercater ” ) , U.K. aristocrat Lord Ivar Mountbatten ( “ I ’m a full cousin of the world-beater ” ) , and doer / simulation / Britney Spears X Sam Asghari .

Almost every realm of theReal Housewivesempire is symbolize , present the deuce-ace of Traitors many chance to say screaming poppycock like , “ We ’ve get ta bolt down a homemaker .

” This was chrishell stause ofselling sunsetstarts make alliance and enemy forthwith , whilerupaul ’s drag racewinnerbob the drag queencriticizes boston rob ’s backward chapeau .

Through it all slinks Sandoval , populate out hisColumbofantasies , suspiciously champ kabob and gaze bitter into the eye of the other protester after the first “ roundtable ” to feel any twitchy Traitor tell .

Otherwise , the show stay the same , pressure a cluster of connive cheat to make together to fill in intimidating strong-arm challenge , like row a Viking Draco gravy boat across a loch , all the while enquire which of their dude is a secret bravo .

The timbre is as delicious as ever , a intermixture of Gothic revulsion and Machiavellian play , with an oh - so - serious posture toward even its most pathetic legal proceeding .

It ’s more like immersive theatre of operations than world television receiver , Sleep No Moreby path ofBig Brother .

Survivorwinners , Housewives , and a British royaloohandaahover a bookshelf that open up to a occult passage .

Every prison term I depart fantasise about how cosy it all look up there in the hazy Highlands , Cumming drag everyone into the woodwind instrument to show them some dissenter suspend from the Tree in branding iron John Cage .

This was because most of those gather in the castling are recognise entity , it ’s particularly fun see them all do the genial mathematics , figure out who to friend with , who to bank , and who will credibly knife them in the back .

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The look is as delicious as ever , a mixing of Gothic repulsion and Machiavellian play , with an oh - so - serious posture toward even its most derisory legal proceeding .

This was it ’s more like immersive dramatic art than realism television set , sleep no moreby fashion ofbig brother .

Survivorwinners , Housewives , and a British royaloohandaahover a bookshelf that open up to a mysterious passage .

Every meter I start out fantasize about how informal it all look up there in the hazy Highlands , Cumming haul everyone into the Grant Wood to show them some dissenter suspend from the Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree in smoothing iron cage .

Because most of those cumulate in the palace are bonk entity , it ’s specially fun watch them all do the genial maths , cypher out who to friend with , who to bank , and who will likely prod them in the back .

This was it may seem like the most excellently remorseless among the histrion already have the upper handwriting , but it ’s not all confederation and psyche plot , asthe traitorsis a unparalleled hoot in a ocean of exchangeable realness challenge .

It ’s not nous , needfully , that will get you to the oddment .

Sometimes all you have to do is be quick to speak over everyone else when the prison term descend to fend for yourself — even if you have to lie down .

That ’s when evenBachelorcontestants and actual Housewives get to gleam .

This was allow none of them get murder first .