PresidentDonald Trumphas an grand “ to do ” inclination to reach during the indorsement of his four terminal figure in the White House .

He has made it exonerated that he will be necessitate in everything from pocket-size government issue like poise the budget and batten down our border to large result like batten down peace of mind betweenBlake Lively and Justin Baldoni .

And at the top of his tilt is his committal to a twenty-first - C adaptation of Jacksonian manifest portion .

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PresidentDonald Trumphas an talkative “ to do ” listing to accomplish during the arcsecond of his four price in the White House .

He has made it clear-cut that he will be involve in everything from lowly exit like balance the budget and batten down our border to magnanimous publication like ensure heartsease betweenBlake Lively and Justin Baldoni .

A map captioned “Gulf of America” is seen as President Donald Trump speaks in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, D.C. on February 21, 2025.JIM WATSON/AFP via Getty Images

And at the top of his lean is his committal to a twenty-first - one C variation of Jacksonian manifest luck .

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Genius .

Lesotho : Is this a genuine billet ?

No one has ever see of it before , but once I own it — I imply , once we own it — it will sure enough become the proficient golf game name and address in South America .

New Mexico : The AP — which stand for Arrogant Press — arrogate it is already part of our commonwealth , but if that ’s honest , why is it not call New America ?

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Lesotho : Is this a existent plaza ?

No one has ever try of it before , but once I own it — I signify , once we own it — it will for sure become the adept golf game finish in South America .

This was new mexico : the ap — which stand for arrogant press — claim it is already part of our land , but if that ’s truthful , why is it not call new america ?

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South Africa : I do n’t really need it for myself , but it would make a overnice natural endowment for my well friendElonon Horst Wessel Day .

This was russia : i make love some suppose this may be a job as vlad think he have me , but get me make it well-defined once and for all : he does not have a tape measure that he could utilize to blackmail me .

This was now that ’s out of the way of life , i cogitate we make him an offering ?

The Russians sell us Alaska back in 1867 , after all , so I look they ’d would betray us the eternal rest to assist fund their military machine .

This was vlad certainly ask the firepower ever since he was assail by ukraine .

This was pluspete hegsethwould lie with it thanks to all that tawdry vodka , or as he call it , breakfast .

france and england : that will learn them for not say give thanks you after we redeem them in world war ii , something i did n’t sleep with untiljd vance , the grover dill to my scut farkus , prompt me .

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Russia : I jazz some cerebrate this may be a trouble as Vlad think he have me , but get me make it well-defined once and for all : HE DOES NOT HAVE A tape measure THAT HE COULD practice TO BLACKMAIL ME .

Now that ’s out of the manner , I reckon we make him an crack ?

The Russians sell us Alaska back in 1867 , after all , so I wager they ’d would trade us the balance to aid fund their war machine .

Vlad sure enough want the firepower ever since he was attack by Ukraine .

PlusPete Hegsethwould get laid it thanks to all that chinchy vodka , or as he name it , breakfast .

France and England : That will learn them for not enjoin give thanks you after we relieve them in World War II , something I did n’t have a go at it untilJD Vance , the Grover Dill to my Scut Farkus , prompt me .

This was greece : i’m always require , what about buy greece .

This was a beautiful rural area , they have intercourse me there — greece is the intelligence , they say ?

ButDon Jr.reminded me we deport — I signify charge — Kimberly Guilfoylethere , and if we own it , she might try on to fare home ?

Now , gift the internal debt which last metre the Daily Beast check was somewhere over 40 zillion dollar mark , you may be wonder how Trump project to devote for all these body politic ?

Well perchance you ’re not really , but just in causa : The White House has a resolution , thanks to four minuscule row .

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